I trust in Russell Wilson (13.98) to outperform Alex Smith (24.22) in Dallas.
Right, of course starting Wilson and San Francisco Defense counterbalances each other you idiot.
Nobody makes me cry more than Daniel Park does.
I start Eddie Lacy with high hopes. He leaves the game with a concussion.
Giovani Bernard is on the bench with 20.35 points vs. the Steelers, and I’m thinking … didn’t the Steelers shutout Chris Johnson Week 1 (25 carries, 70 yards)?
F-Jax runs for days against the Panthers (16.15). Thanks, C.J. Spiller, I thought you were getting the rock until “he throws up.”
Le sigh, Lance Moore’s wrist isn’t 100 percent healthy and now I can care less about points-per-reception.
I power-bomb Pettigrew off my roster and ink Brent Celek . . . who then proceeds to do nothing (0 pts.)
Whoopdee-doo, awesome sum of 63.13 points.
Pop the champagne bottles!
Three cheers — for the lowest points scored among the others that week.